Entries from June 2009

June 29, 2009

Don’t read this blog if you’re a bitch.

Ever notice that “the popular girls” always tended to hang out in tiny little groups, like, in fours, with only three other friends – while the rest of us had a MILLION friends?

Guess what? We’re all grownups, now, girls, and if YOU forgot to grow up, and stayed bitchy, then the rest of us – the nice ones – well?

June 24, 2009

Polls R Us

Reach out and touch a celebrity. Just kidding. Actually, why NOT get arrested?

June 23, 2009

Celebrities are NOT your friends. Stop caring.

Remember, people: if a celebrity is not your friend – THEY’RE NOT YOUR FRIEND.

Just because someone appears on your TELEVISION in your living room every week, it doesn’t mean they are ACTUALLY IN YOUR LIVING ROOM every week.

June 2, 2009

Run for your lives. The enthusiasts are coming.

If you need me to chase you though, you’ll have to wait till I quit the smokes. That’s next on my list.

Speaking of which, any of you runners got a light? Didn’t think so.