Best of all? The little bottles of Tanqueray are VERY moderately priced, and there’s something about pouring your drink out of a flask-shaped container that makes you feel charmingly like a cross between a hobo and Dorothy Parker.
Posts Tagged as ‘alcohol’
August 28, 2008
I’m baaaack. Anyone care for a drink?
He even took the props from my kids’ concert shows and decorated the yard and fence with them.
[The yard] went from looking like all that was missing was a car on cinderblocks to a virtual paradise.
I was stunned.
Hence, the alcohol.
May 10, 2008
Blue hair. Big deal.
My kids’ dad looked at me last night when I said: “I’m a typical mom,” as though I’d said: “I’m an anteater,” with an indulgent look over the top of his eyeglasses.
“Um,” he started, flailing for tact, “ya think? No.”
Everything you read on this blog is actually true. As in, this is a genuine, non-fiction blog. Generally, I don't name names when the parties concerned are (a) related to me and/or (b) under the age of majority, and therefore no matter how funny they are, unable to give their informed consent to have their hilarious but true commentary on the ridiculousness of life publicized globally. I do, however, skirt the issue of crediting them by admitting it was not ME who came up with their jokes, but "some kid." (Works for most of us.)