Posts Tagged as ‘fabulous’

May 12, 2009

More Dumpage Tips from the Secret, Closely-Guarded Girl Manual

In the highs and lows following a spectacular drop from a great height, many of us make mistakes we later regret with the same shuddering horror with which we look back upon our school pictures: what was I thinking?

May 8, 2009

MORE secrets from The Secret, Closely-Guarded Girl Manual

You can just barely hear his voice call your name, in a throaty voice profound with regret – then you hear the nurses behind him, whispering more loudly amongst themselves: “Poor bastard. He’s been like this for years. All he’ll ever say is her name.”

October 16, 2008

The Not-So-Gentle Gin and Tonic.

Best of all? The little bottles of Tanqueray are VERY moderately priced, and there’s something about pouring your drink out of a flask-shaped container that makes you feel charmingly like a cross between a hobo and Dorothy Parker.