Posts Tagged as ‘naked’

December 27, 2008

The REAL serpent in the garden

God puts a revolving fiery sword and a band of cherubim at the gate. Nice. Keep in mind, when you hear cherubim, don’t think sweet little cherubs. Every single time an angel appears in sacred texts, the first thing they say isn’t what you see on the Lifetime Channel: “Hey, let me solve your problems.”

It’s: “Be not afraid.”

May 2, 2008

Speaking of naked…

But, like Ninja warriors, it takes years of training and practice to learn how to humiliate others with grace and aplomb. It helps a lot if you have a natural mean streak, or a talent for quick hurtfulness under pressure.

April 24, 2008

Wanna Be On TV?

I run another blog – which, if you’ve actually clicked on any of the ever-growing “about Elizabeth Williams Bushey” pages that keep sprouting above, you’ll know – called “The Cool Tool Girl” – and Home and Garden TV just alerted me to a casting call for the popular “Carter Can” series.

They’re looking for a new handyman to join the show. Interested?

April 21, 2008

Naked! Naked! Naked! (Made ya look.)

I have no problem being naked.

Not that I’m EAGER to be naked, don’t get me wrong; it’s not as if I’m winking, one hand pulling down the shoulder of my shirt, frantically elbowing passers-by, whispering: “Dare me? Dare me?”

April 16, 2008

Just in time for bathing suit season.

Anytime you’re feeling just the tad bit sensitive about how YOU look naked, go back to your bookmarks and FIND THIS PAGE.

Think of the confidence THIS MAN HAS.