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Posts Tagged as ‘Twitter’
May 16, 2009
Follow me on Twitter: Look: No, Really: Look.
Filed under confidence, humor, life, relationships, technology, work
Tags: fun, social media, technology, tweeps, Tweet, Twitter
March 2, 2009
Brainbone: Am I the monkey at the monolith?
Yet another reason I get a frisson of horror whenever Facebook’s Brainbone application asks me if I want to show my Brainbone stats on Twitter, or my web site, or anywhere public at all.
Show my Brainbone stats? Are you kidding? Why not also show my weight? And record me Confessing my sins to my local parish priest, while I’m at it, as a global podcast?
Filed under confidence, humor, life, satire, self-image, technology
Tags: guitar, life, parents, skinny, random, laughter, stupid, middle school, confession, Twitter, facebook, love-hate relationship, Brainbone, random celebrity, bitchy popular girls, cool and smart, swagger, stumbling, ungracefully, kneesocks, bookbag, retarded, dorky, would you jump off the Empire State Building, hideously embarrassed, ground-bound dart, labels, The Smart One, The Pretty one, The Quiet One, uncomplicated, pretty, quiet, ignored, musical, talent, keyboards, piano, comfortable, label adhesive, frisson of horror, stats, web site, parish priest, First Holy Communion, Bless me Father, for I have sinned, sailing like a cannon, untidy living room, deeply internalized, Timbuktu, exuberant, Boo-yeah, throwing dice, percentages, failing, relentlessly, passing grade
February 18, 2009
Tweets to the Tweet: Tank You, Twitterers, for the Twittergasm.
For those yet new to Twitter, let me start by introducing a word that I desperately hope makes it into the Oxford English Dictionary as soon as possible: “twittergasm.” Coined by a woman I’ve paged through but can no longer find, thanks to the proliferation of “tweets” on my Twitter page, I find the term charming and titillating – and perfect to describe the feeling you get when something you read on Twitter really works for you.
Filed under humor, life, technology
Tags: arrested, charming, connections, cool people, facebook, ignorance, Internet, Joomla, Judy Jetson, linkedin, media, myspace, networking, police, proselytize, Skype, soapbox, social media, technology, titillating, Tweet, Twitter, twittergasm, virtual school visit
Everything you read on this blog is actually true. As in, this is a genuine, non-fiction blog. Generally, I don't name names when the parties concerned are (a) related to me and/or (b) under the age of majority, and therefore no matter how funny they are, unable to give their informed consent to have their hilarious but true commentary on the ridiculousness of life publicized globally. I do, however, skirt the issue of crediting them by admitting it was not ME who came up with their jokes, but "some kid." (Works for most of us.)