Just in time for bathing suit season.


Keith Richards with a guitar and - yikes! - nearly no clothes on.Anytime you’re feeling just the tad bit sensitive about how YOU look naked, go back to your bookmarks and FIND THIS PAGE.

Think of the confidence THIS MAN HAS.

BE INSPIRED.

Yes. He has WAY more guitars than you do.

Yes. He has seen a lot more women naked than you ever will – even if you ARE a woman: a woman with perfect attendance in phys. ed. class. Even a woman who doesn’t even get uncomfortable in department room fitting rooms with no doors or curtains, even.

Even if you are a promiscuous, beautiful lesbian woman with perfect attendance in gym class who doesn’t get uncomfortable in fitting rooms with no doors or curtains, even.

But STILL:

(What was I talking about?…) Oh, YEAH!

CONFIDENCE. The man has it in SPADES. And couldn’t we all use some?

That’s what we all need to look at today. Keith Richards naked. Or nearly.

You can’t really look away, can you? I mean, go ahead. Try. You can’t. It’s like an accident on the highway.

G’head. I dare ya.

See…

(photo source: http://www.hecklerspray.com/)

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2 Comments

Filed under confidence, humor, Keith Richards, life, satire

2 responses to “Just in time for bathing suit season.

  1. Zoewie

    I am laughing so hard right now and thanks for it. Check out my blog at zoewiemoore.wordpress.com

  2. Zoewie

    I left a comment not sure if you got it…I laughed really hard at this that I damn near peed my pants. Check out my blog at zowiemoore.wordpress.com

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