Look. No. Really. Look.
Oh, wait. You can’t. You’re not me, so you don’t have the super-secret password (the one I use for nearly everything) to this blog. So you can’t see my stats.
Although it’s fairly easy to GUESS that the tags “vagina”, “Wondrous Vulva Puppet”, “sex”, “crack cocaine” and “naked” – even though the blog post title mockingly SAYS RIGHT THERE “Made Ya Look” – get WAY more traffic than the tags that read “think” or “parenting.”
Dawg Dawggy McDawg-Dawg.
It’s okay. I forgive you. It makes me LAAAUGH.
We could all use a good laugh, after all. It’s what this whole blog is about.
Besides: it’s gets my evil brain hatching nefarious schemes for ever-more interesting blog post titles and themes.
Hmmm…. tags, tags, tags. Let’s think….
[evil, laugh, forgive, silly, English football supporter hat…}
N.B. – Anyone who comments: “Go Manchester United” upon seeing my hat is likely to be mobbed by throngs of mad Englishmen. Anyone who DOES know which team my hat supports, well, then, brilliant! I will stop making fun of that person.